Top 10 Reasons Racing is Better than Sex

10 - It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.
9 - During a real hot lap, if you call your car the wrong name, it will still finish the race.
8 - Cars with small engines often outperform big engines.
7 - You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.
6 - Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car.
5 - You can drive hard, right from the start.
4 - You and your car always finish at the same time.
3 - You always know where to put your hands.
2 - Your car will never stop running just because you forgot the day you bought it.
1 - The crowd cheers when you finish first.

Hilsen Jan Søndergaard (jan(a)mjtj.dk)